WHY it’s OK you are not going… to Coachella…

And here you are sitting at home, scrolling your facebook timeline, watching happy drunk faces from obnoxious party in the desert, kicking yourself for not getting tickets, and not planning your life around COACH-ELLA-LA-LA… Well, don’t…


because you actually never liked to be stuck in 100 degree heat, changing your outfit like three times, and feeling like a sweaty mess anyway…  And all this drinking,  by the way, must be done strictly at the designated bar areas, miles away from the stages, so you WILL NOT be dancing with a glass of wine… definitely… And if you do drink, think about hangover. Remember the last one you had? so quadruple that... 100 degree heat, I told you.. Hoping to see celebrity faces?- nope, they will not be partying with you, or next to you (unless you went to the party together with Kendall, and made it to VIP area, unnoticed by her security..) -evaluate your chances properly. And remember, her older sisters who started to use brains, went to Armenia instead… And all these romantic pictures of ferris wheel? Oh, yes, you will get on it more times than you have ever, ever, and I mean EVER planned in your whole life… most likely you will be done with "wheels" for quite some time after that…

Sounds like good times, yap?

You still want to try, right? so buy a ticket for the next year, plan accordingly, and go.. Because if you live in LA, you have to try it. Once.